Those testimonies? Exaggerated, funny, or maybe even false—the accent alone cracked me up. The context is controversial, honestly. I don’t really read the Bible like that, but they say the foolishness of God is the kinikan kinikan of man. I think it’s wisdom 🤔. I catch cruise a lot 😂, but this particular trend? I don’t know why I’m so indifferent about it.
Brethren, let me reduce your IQ a bit. What if—just imagine—some of these testimonies weren’t formulated? I grew up reading cartoon Bible stories and learning about exciting miracles. Even now, I still ponder them with awe. Realistically, most biblical miracles sound unbelievable. Raising Lazarus from the dead? Parting the Red Sea? Turning water into wine? Multiplying loaves of bread and fish to feed multitudes? Sounds like fiction! Yet, we worship and respect the invisible God. Why? Because His wonders are evident in our lives. “He dey always show workings.”
Here’s the thing: the way God works is a mystery. Who He is and where His power comes from will remain a mystery. Christians aren’t comic figures, so why mock those who believe in miracles? The Chosen members are part of us. Mocking them is like mocking our faith. The irony is that believers are the ones championing the #Iamachosen trend, but they won’t keep the same energy when it comes to their celebrity pastors’ churches. We all know what we’re doing. Double standards, anyone?
I believe in the supernatural. I believe in a miracle-working God. And yes, I believe miracles exist, even the ones that sound like lies gan gan gan.
Wait, before you crucify me, let’s be clear: I don’t know if these testimonies are true or not—I wasn’t there. But as long as the brother in the lemon apron wasn’t killed in that robbery, glory be to God. It’s his testimony, not mine, not ours. So, why the outrage?
I would’ve added some end-time hints to this post, but I’m scared. The world must not end now ooo 😅. This delusion is soothing, please.
